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The Dracula Spectacula

or "Fang's ain't what they used to be"

A spooky musical.

Book & lyrics by John Gardiner. Music by Andrew Parr


In this bubbling modern extravaganza for the young, the immaculate Miss Nadia and her three pupils are swung into riotous Transylvanian happenings with the irrepressible Count and his gruesome acolytes.

There are plenty of good parts, a sizzling score and a fresh, hilarious script that makes this an attractive enterprise for a young company

Musical Numbers

  1. The Dracula Spectacula - Company
  2. Invocation - Company
  3. Fly Transylvanian Airways - Girls
  4. Be Silent and Attentive To Me – Landau, Nadia & Pupils
  5. Nize To `Ave You `Ere – Hans, Gretel. Nadia & Pupils
  6. Karloffia - Outpatients
  7. The Lubberly Glublick Song –Hans, Gretel, Chorus, Pupils
  8. Positive Action Man – Nick, Pretty Girls, Nadia, Hans, Gretel, O’Stake
  9. Just The Way She Likes Me – Nick, Nadia
  10. The Dracula Spectacula - reprise
  11. Super Rat Like Me – Dracula, Wraith, All
  12. Rhesus Negative Rock Dracula, Brides, Zombies
  13. Rhesus Negative Rock - reprise
  14. I'm A Nice Little Girl – Nadia, Children
  15. The Ceremony of the Fang –Zombies, Brides, Principals
  16. Starry Spheres – Nadia, Nick, Pretty Girls
  17. Lubberly Glublick - reprise
  18. Two Paths Be One – Chorus
  19. The Dracula Spectacula - reprise
  20. Rhesus Negative Rock - reprise
  21. Fly Transylvanian Airways - reprise
  22. Starry Spheres - Playout


24 Characters, large support cast.

Scenes and Settings

Scenes take place in a small classroom, on a big aeroplane, on a stony road, in a cosy inn, at a table, on two chairs, in a dark castle, up the North Tower, on an open piece of countryside, in a nasty dungeon, in the Castle crypt, bank at the inn, and inside your mind.

Various interior and exterior settings.

Vocal score available.