Mid-Life!
The Crisis Musical
A musical in 2 acts. Written by Bob Walton & Jim Walton
Presented at the Chanhassen Dinner Theatres, Minneapolis - 2007
Synopsis
Three men and three women make up the cast of this wacky musical that takes a comic look at the ‘age-old’ conditions and situations faced in Mid-life. From reading glasses and mammograms to weekend warriors and proctology exams – all are lampooned in this show with a Saturday Night Live non-sensibility. Everyone will relate to this hilarious, and at times, touching musical about the curiosities and inevitability of middle-age. It’s a humorous, forthright, no-holds barred assessment of what is often characterised as a challenging time in one’s life -- that’s MID-LIFE! If you bought some Ginkgo Biloba, but can’t remember which cabinet you put it in – then you’re ready for MID-LIFE! Getting older might stink, but it sure beats the alternative! Recommended for adult theatregoers.
Cast:
3M, 3F
Instrumentation:
Piano
Resources:
Slides and sound effects from the original production available
Musical Numbers
- Prologue (The Company)
- Welcome To Mid-Life (The Company)
- Lies! (The Company)
- Turning Forty (Man 1)
- Biological Clock (Woman 2, Man 3, Man 2)
- Welcome To Mid-Life (Reprise 1) (Woman 2, Man 3, Man 2)
- Weekend Warriors (The Men)
- When He Laughs (Woman 3)
- A Trip To The Doctor (Man 1, Woman 2, Woman 1, Woman 3, Man 3)
- Side Effects (Man 1, Woman 2, Woman 1, Woman 3, Man 3)
- Welcome to Mid-Life (Reprise 2) (Man 1, Woman 2, Woman 1, Woman 3, Man 3)
- My Lost Love (Man 3)
- Some Kids (Woman 3, Man 3, Man 2, Woman 2)
- I Quit! (The Company)
- What Did I Come In Here For? (Man 1, Woman 1, Man 2, Woman 3)
- Turning Fifty (Man 1, Woman 1, Man 2, Woman 3)
- Boys Night In (The Men)
- He Got What He Deserves (The Women)
- Another Trip To The Doctor (Man 1, Man 3, Woman 3)
- Classical Menopause (The Company)
- Welcome To Mid-Life (Reprise 3) (The Company)
- The Long Goodbye (Woman 1, Woman 3, Man 2)
- I'm Not Ready (The Company)
- Bows/ Welcome To Mid-Life Finale (The Company)
- Exit Music (The Company)
The original production at The Chanhassen Dinner Theatres used a playing area stage level with a revolve to allow for quick set changes. The piano player sat on an upper level, which the actors could access via stairways on either side.
This production also used a series of projections that transition between scenes.